November 23rd: The Day UK 360 Fans Went Bankrupt
Okay, so, either this is a mistake or Microsoft have hatched a devious little brain child which will render us 360 fansters penniless in the most bittersweet nature possible. It’s a shit creek we’re being sent wayward up, friends, but it’s a shit creek with chocolate sprinkles and an almighty candy rainbow at its very horizon.
Exhibits O, M, F, and G, my fair jury:
XBOX 360 Release Schedule - November 23rd, 2007
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
kane & Lynch: Dead Men
Mass Effect
Need for Speed ProStreet
The menace at Bill Gates HQ shall drain us like pigs at the slaughterhouse. I can literally feel this month’s rent drip away and the cold face of the pavement outside against my ass cheeks. How could you do this to me, you monsters. After all the loyal service I’ve paid you.
Luke wrote:
Well november 23rd will only see me purchase the brilliance that is Mass Effect- fuck the others, fuck them up their tried and tested,archaic arses. Do you really see yourself with the others? Guitar hero II got stale quick; plus Rock band is just around the corner. Kane and Lynch was compared to a tired xbox one game at E3, and pro-street… have you played the demo? Sure I’m no idiot, I know these will all sell through the roof, I’m just bitter.
Posted 05 Nov 2007 at 8:30 pm ¶